Next time someone complements your hair you should say
“thanks I grew it myself”
Why use autotune when you can use fans?
Me: didn’t you just die? And,and now your alive…… You are the best animal in the world! And you just used your own body to revive,you clever girl you.
Pheonix: *Squaaaak!*(bird shouts)
"My milkskake brings all the boys to the yard"
Ooooo can you deliver? With free shipping?
"Great I have dust in my eyes"
said the guy who got dust in his eyes
Converse? Or Vans?
Wouldn’t it be awesome if we could own our own dragons and they could be our buddys for life
and fight crime and stuff